Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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