Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I have tasted many bathrooms
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
