Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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