ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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