dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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