Dual....:-)
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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