I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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