Christians are straight up FREAKS
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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