Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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