Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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