We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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