there's paper in my vomit.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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