i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize