You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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