Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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