So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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