yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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