Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
vagina is talking i cant
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Boobs are out for the taking
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
