Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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