I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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