He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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