Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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