Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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