it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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