I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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