Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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