your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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