oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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