Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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