You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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