I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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