One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We were destined to go to rehab together
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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