I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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