windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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