Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Is Oprah even human
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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