Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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its like you know when i get waxed
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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