uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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