If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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