Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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