what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My dick has a subreddit
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Congratulations! We have a period
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