let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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