last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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