Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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