normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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