That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
