found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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