Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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