4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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