I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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