hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You're a waste of cheezeits
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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