I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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