He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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